I Apologize
I Seem To Have Accidentally Deleted The Messages That Were So Thoughtfully Left In My Ask Box
If You Would Like To Place A New Query Feel Free To Do So
askspider8astard:

This Shade Of Pink Is Unseemly
Is This Some New Form Of Torture Youve Decided Appropriate For My Crimes
Crimes I Was Unaware Ive Committed
Please
What Did I Do To Deserve This
VR1SK W4S R1GHT
YOU DO T4ST3 M1NTY FR3SH
Wait What Did You Just Say
NOTH1NG H3H3
[closing the ask for now]
Get In Loser
Were Going Shopping
He Was The Most Fashionable
I Seem To Have Quite A Few Questions In My Ask Box
This May Take A While
I Apologize For My Unexpected Leave Of Absense
I Will Do My Best To Take Care Of Your Many Inquiries